It's sunday night,

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/01/2014 at 21:43 Х Filed to: None

i've got a nice cross-fade going- I'm taking over oppo. Tonight's themeЕЕ..LAND YACHTS aka YANK TANKS, or for our texan friends, SLABS.

Have the car I've lusted after since I could drive. (No, really)

have the current car I lust after

have some dope ass chill out music.

NOTE: BenjaminRolland neither advocates nor condones alcohol or drug use, and can neither confirm or deny that they are awesome.

DISCUSSION (27)

Opposite Locksmith > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 21:45

oppo uses recreational psychoactives?

Big Bubba Ray > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 21:46

LET HER RIP!

I'm looking forward to this.

Your boy, BJR > Opposite Locksmith
06/01/2014 at 21:46

I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM OR DENY

oldirtybootz > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 21:50

*NOTE: Oldirtybootz advocates and condones alcohol or drug use, especially simultaneously.*

Fixed it for ya.

Scary__goongala! > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 21:53

Kinja'd!!!

Look who it is. You know you can "partake" of said activities on non-work nights?

Diesel > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 21:57

My first car was a 1978 Buick Electra Limited with a 503 cubic inch engine. Damn gas prices going over a dollar!

oldirtybootz > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 21:59

Uhhhhhhhhh...

Kinja'd!!!

Your boy, BJR > Scary__goongala!
06/01/2014 at 22:03

S-mag, muh dawg, I'm a muddafuckin pizza boy. sunday after 6-friday at 4 IS my weekend.

Your boy, BJR > oldirtybootz
06/01/2014 at 22:06

Kinja'd!!!

DISCLAIMER: BenjaminRolland is not, i repeat, NOT Denzel Washington. Denzel's expressed views may or may not reflect BenjaminRolland's views.

Your boy, BJR > oldirtybootz
06/01/2014 at 22:06

jocfrgiuersthiufrhifrbjaijrra B-BODIES UP MY ASS

Your boy, BJR > Diesel
06/01/2014 at 22:08

I'd kill for a SLAB or Lowrider. As a half-latino man who REALLY looks it living in a semi-uperclass/redneck white neighborhood, it would suit me perfect.

Diesel > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 22:10

I want a rat rod. With a diesel motor. It would suit me perfectly.

oldirtybootz > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 22:11

The Fleetwood can have my babies. Glorious LT1 powered land yacht Italian babies.

Aloha Milkyway > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 22:16

Kinja'd!!!

Plugging... Long live the full sized American Sedan!

Your boy, BJR > Aloha Milkyway
06/01/2014 at 22:20

OH MY FUCK. I was looking for a diplomat for so long, Found one with dual rear exit exhaust, a tiny little hood scoop, looked perfect, porno red interior, tinted windows, mag wheelsЕ..it was the most amazing car I'd ever laid eyes on. It sold before I could get the money out of the bank. I was beyond pissed.

catkam623 misses his 944 > Diesel
06/01/2014 at 22:21

my autoshop teacher has an old chevy van that's completely stripped, can pop wheelies, has a mid-engined small block v8 with a blower and straight piped. It has no roof panels or cushions on its seats and the paintjob is a mix between brown and green that's the essential of patina. That about what you're looking for?

Aloha Milkyway > Your boy, BJR
06/01/2014 at 22:25

Have another Diplomat from the internets

Kinja'd!!!